I have decided to start a “Political Hall of Fame.” Well the truth is, these aren’t real people, I just made them up and any likeness to a real person, living or dead, is purely coincidental (sort of).
Note here that my goal is to have this list in every post office, hanging next to the FBI’s “Ten Most Wanted.”
Common traits I look for:
> Wants illegal aliens to vote (for the right party, of course).
> Wants to spend huge amounts on illegal aliens (see above).
> Wants to destroy the U.S. Constitution.
> Assumes that laws they pass do not apply to themselves.
> Feels the Government has the right to everybody’s money, in amounts they see fit.
> Knows that emotion greatly outweighs logic and facts.
> Despises rich folks, especially those who actually earned their money.
> Believes that certain selected ones should be rich, e.g., the Clinton Foundation.
Now, the list you have been chomping at the bit to see:
Balack Obambam:
> Never lies except, of course, when he knows better than you. I mean, how many of us really know what health insurance we need?
> Greatly desires the United States to become a second-world nation.
> Loves to tell the world just how bad the USA really is.
> Loves to initiate racial discord.
Hillary Roadhog Condom:
> Knows that all women are superior to men.
> Pretty much a mixture of Lucrezia Borgia and Lady Macbeth.
> One should be careful about actually drinking a drink she mixes for you.
> One should stay away from her if any knives are within her reach.
Nancy Pissonya:
> Knows that all women are superior to men.
> Likes especially large hammers, sometimes called gavels.
Chuckey Schemer:
> Knows that all women are superior to men, especially on election years.
> Capable of producing prodigious amounts of crocodile tears at the drop (teardrop?) of a hat.
Lizzy Wampum:
> Self-designated chief of the TYMAS (Take Your Money And Spend) Tribe.
> Has definite proof that she is an American Indian. That is to say, she visited an Indian reservation one day.
> Made a tremendously large salary for teaching a few hours a week at Harvard.
> Disdains corporate executives who probably work more in one week than she ever worked in any given three-month period.
Bernie Socialist:
> Loves Stalin. You know who that guy is, the one who bested Hitler’s track record for murder.
> A man who owns three homes and thinks that the “little people” should live humbly.
> Thinks that everything should be free and has no idea of how to pay for it. Oh, yes, I forgot, “Tax the rich.” Does that mean that he should give two of his homes to the government?
> Understands that the “socialist leaders” should have marvelous accommodations and vacation spots, a la Soviet Russia.
