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Golly, I May Be An Extremist

I May Be An Extremist by H.D. Ingles

I must be an extremist because my President told me I am.

Ever since I was six, I have carried a pen-knife.  Of course, almost every other boy carried a pen-knife.  We took them to school.  I never cut anybody.  I never even threatened to cut anybody.  The boys played mumbley-peg.

My father taught me how to safely close my knife.  Did my father knowingly aid and abet a potential extremist?

I even own some firearms.  I never shot anybody.  I never even pointed a firearm at anybody.

I am a very old man, but I am still strong enough to pick up and aim my forty-five.  Oh, yes, I am also strong enough to pull the trigger.

Maybe extremism danger is lurking.

Maybe I am an extremist.  Darn!  I never thought about that before my President told me what I was.  And most of the media back him up.

I am becoming more and more concerned about my extremist traits.

I’m almost afraid of myself.

It Seems That Thinking Is Extreme

There are other things that now worry me, because I never before knew my thoughts were those of an extremist.

Maybe I just shouldn’t think, but there are so many things I don’t understand.

I don’t understand why some parents desire to sexually mutilate their children.

I don’t understand why some doctors, who are supposedly members of an honorable fraternity, are willing and even desirous of performing sexual mutilation of children.

I don’t understand why schoolteachers, who should be pledged to educating our children, are nurturing drag queen relationships with children.

I don’t understand why parents are condemned as terrorist at school board meetings because they are concerned about their children.

I don’t understand why violent criminals are set free on no-cash bail.

I don’t understand why free speech is under attack.  Many, many thousands have died to give us free speech, a right dearly loved by thinking men.

I don’t understand why our Constitution, a document giving us freedoms never heard of before, is under attack.

I don’t understand why illegal aliens are allowed, even invited and welcomed, across our southern border in droves.

I don’t understand why American taxpayers are forced to bear the burden of the health, education, and upkeep of illegal aliens.

I don’t understand why the government killed thousands of jobs and then paid people not to work.

I don’t understand why natural gas is being banned.  I was raised in a home, as were many others, where natural gas stoves and heaters required no ventilation.

I don’t understand why we are told fossil fuels are bad when they use coal to generate electricity to charge electric cars.

I don’t understand why I am an extremist because I disagree with those in power.

I don’t understand many things.

One Last Thing

Truth is, I really do understand and I don’t like it.

Of course, since I am a hillbilly from West Virginia, maybe you should check me out with Bette Midler because she fully understands just how ignorant a West Virginia hillbilly is.

 

Take a look at my YouTube page. Click this link to one of my recent video podcasts, “Identifying Yourself”.