Humor Archives - H. D. Ingles https://hdingles.com/category/humor/ Author, Blogger, Podcaster Mon, 16 Dec 2024 15:31:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://hdingles.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/cropped-hd-icon-white-w-red-bkground-32x32.png Humor Archives - H. D. Ingles https://hdingles.com/category/humor/ 32 32 I am proclaiming a new Federal Holiday https://hdingles.com/i-am-proclaiming-a-new-federal-holiday/ Sun, 02 Jul 2023 08:03:59 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=3355 I am proclaiming a new Federal Holiday.  July 2nd is now Really Swell Old Man’s Day  This is true for...

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]]> A Really Old Joke https://hdingles.com/a-really-old-joke/ Wed, 21 Jun 2023 15:52:17 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=3339 An Explanation In most cases, if you must explain a joke, there is a problem somewhere. This is different because...

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]]> I was a Teenage Sunday School Teacher https://hdingles.com/i-was-a-teenage-sunday-school-teacher/ Thu, 27 Apr 2023 07:09:58 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=3275 Don’t ask how they trapped me because I don’t remember. For starters, I was sixteen and, to tell the truth,...

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]]> An Englishman and 2 Prostitutes https://hdingles.com/an-englishman-and-2-prostitutes/ Fri, 21 Apr 2023 19:45:39 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=3266 I heard this joke two or three or 50 years ago. There was an English gentleman who had been to...

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]]> NEWS FLASH: Neanderthal Find of the Century! https://hdingles.com/news-flash-neanderthal-find-of-the-century/ Mon, 17 Apr 2023 13:01:28 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=3260 The Discovery Deep in the caverns of France or Germany or somewhere, maybe it was Switzerland. Not 100% sure, but...

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]]> What? I’m Supposed To Laugh? https://hdingles.com/what-im-supposed-to-laugh/ Sun, 26 Jun 2022 21:21:43 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=2431 You know, sometimes a man with no sense of humor is right funny. This is a true story.  It happened...

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]]> An Alligator In the House https://hdingles.com/an-alligator-in-the-house/ Tue, 31 May 2022 13:58:44 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=2330 This Happened a Few Years Back An Alligator In the House? I believe this happy event was in 1961.  I...

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]]> Snakes and Dictionaries Do Not Mix https://hdingles.com/snakes-and-dictionaries-do-not-mix/ Tue, 24 May 2022 12:18:37 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=2302 I don’t much like snakes, but if they are harmless I don’t worry much. My wife, Carolyn, was terrified of...

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]]> Defeated by Brass Knobs https://hdingles.com/defeated-by-brass-knobs/ Thu, 31 Mar 2022 02:49:53 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=1971 This is a story about a helpless, hapless, hopeless, henpecked husband, who was defeated by brass knobs.  Sadly enough, it...

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]]> The Cane Mutiny https://hdingles.com/the-cane-mutiny/ Tue, 22 Feb 2022 06:23:53 +0000 https://hdingles.com/?p=1917   Where Am I? Don’t look at the picture because that ain’t me. Let me tell you where I am....

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