When I was young, two or three or seventy years ago, I loved moron jokes.
Why did the moron take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.
That’s pretty darned funny when you are ten or so.
Are moron jokes illegal now? I hope not but I wouldn’t doubt it. Well, I reckon you could hurt somebody’s feelings and that should really deserve jail time. On the other hand, telling a moron joke to a moron is about the same as saying terrible things to your dog in a sweet and loving tone. That is to say, neither the moron nor the dog have any idea of what the hell you are talking about.
There aren’t too many places to go with this so, “Toot, Toot, Tootsie, goodbye.”
If you’re a nut like me, you may like “Wrath of Grapes“. Available on Amazon, in paperback and on Kindle.
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